Saturday Madness

[kathynewman]

The alarm clock in the Puddle household went off at 5.30am today. Dear other half left the house at 6am to meet 6 friends at:

The Seven Stars at 07:07 on 07/07/07 in their caterham 7's

Mad or what!

Kathy

[Darren B]

Oh how the other half live:D some of us a still working, mind you took the car back home and got the bike out the garage as it was such a sunny morning here. Could be a trip out tomorrow morning at some greasy spoon with a load of hariy arsed bikers.

[george]

Okay CatWoman, pre-season training today will consist of a seven lap warm up, at speed seven. When doing shuttles and changing direction my players will do seven squats with seven sets of shuttle runs. Finishing of with (approx) seven a side, first team to score seven goals wins.

Any complaints I'll forward 'em on to you. :D

[TraceyHand]

with a load of other hariy arsed bikers.

so you're saying you've got a....oh never mind...best left to the imagination probably :p

[Duncan Rounding]

so you're saying you've got a....oh never mind...best left to the imagination probably :p

Well 'spotted' Tracey! :D

[kathynewman]

Okay CatWoman, pre-season training today will consist of a seven lap warm up, at speed seven. When doing shuttles and changing direction my players will do seven squats with seven sets of shuttle runs. Finishing of with (approx) seven a side, first team to score seven goals wins.

Any complaints I'll forward 'em on to you. :D

LOL - photographic evidence would be nice - sure they will love it!!

Kathy

[TraceyHand]

Well 'spotted' Tracey! :D

;) not much gets by me
I just censor/moderate myself occasionally LOL

[kathynewman]

Oh how the other half live:D some of us a still working, mind you took the car back home and got the bike out the garage as it was such a sunny morning here. Could be a trip out tomorrow morning at some greasy spoon with a load of other hariy arsed bikers.

Tomorrow's trip apparently is to the Toyota GB headquarters to watch the F1 grand prix on big screens with a BBQ.

Kathy

[kathynewman]

so you're saying you've got a....oh never mind...best left to the imagination probably :p


Dam - you beat me to it :D

Kathy

[Darren B]

so you're saying you've got a....oh never mind...best left to the imagination probably :p

Excuse me miss bumps i said i was going with, never said i had - you have got to get up earlier than that to catch me:D

Besides waxing is the way to go:eek:

[TraceyHand]

nope....you clearly said you were going with a lot of "other hairy arsed bikers"

the use of "other" indicates that you include yourself in that....

sorry..it's done..too late..we all know now :p

[Darren B]

Bugger, you got me..........................

On second thoughts it actually says hariy so im excussed :D

still cant find the word other though, you added that to your post ;)

[george]

Miss Bumps, any way you can make your signature info a bit bigger, its only using up half my screen at the moment and it looks like it really wants to go full page?


*coughs*

[TraceyHand]

you sneaky..... (censored)

I knew you'd do that..I'd have bet money on it
:p

right..taking the 3yo shopping now...

y'all behave while I'm gone!

[TraceyHand]

Miss Bumps, any way you can make your signature info a bit bigger, its only using up half my screen at the moment and it looks like it really wants to go full page?


*coughs*

big enough for ya!!!

(visible for a limited time only!)

[Darren B]

Thought you'd be off to the Brighton Kite Festival http://www.brightonkitefestival.co.uk/

I wish Ed, too many of us (kite traders), i just do my local ones now, there are plenty of people there. It's a great day for making money but is no enjoyment you do not see whats going on, better to be on the public side, I would much rather be playing with my big one than selling it;)

[TraceyHand]

I would much rather be playing with my big one than selling it;)

*cough*

I'm resisting the urge to comment!

[Darren B]

you sneaky..... (censored)

I knew you'd do that..I'd have bet money on it
:p

right..taking the 3yo shopping now...

y'all behave while I'm gone!

That's code for i'm a women and going shopping for myself.............

[Darren B]

*cough*

I'm resisting the urge to comment!

go on, thats why i put it there;) good job you put "to comment" on the end though

[jont]

trip out tomorrow morning at some greasy spoon

Just had a well done sausage and bacon from the local greasy spoon .... the diet can stand me one butty now and again ... and delicious is was too :)

[los_design]

Well 'spotted' Tracey! :D
It's spotty as well? :D

Morning all....

[Darren B]

Just had a well done sausage and bacon from the local greasy spoon .... the diet can stand me one butty now and again ... and delicious is was too :)

I am just about to send the sataurday boy out for some food, made me feel really hungry

It's spotty as well?


Thats a rash from the waxing, a bit of cream and it will soon go down............. i know im going to regret pressing send:rolleyes:

[Duncan Rounding]

I...Thats a rash from the waxing, a bit of cream and it will soon go down............. i know im going to regret pressing send:rolleyes:

I've got just the thiing for you on my FL site. No waxing required, dry system... "Getting a smooth feel down under" (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22Getting+a+smooth+feel+down+under%22&meta=)

[jont]

I've got just the thiing for you on my FL

LOL ... even comes in a handy travel pouch for those days out with the biker boys :D

[Duncan Rounding]

You might also want to spin round and create some 'interesting design' with the other similar product too! :D :eek:

[jont]

You you sell stencils?

[Duncan Rounding]

You you sell stencils?
Oooh Yes (http://tinyurl.com/39fa9s) :D :D :eek:

[Darren B]

I knew i would regret it :D

[Duncan Rounding]

Do your other fellow hairy ones read this forum?

[jont]

I would pay good money to see Darren with the "The Jenna's Signature 'V'" stencil ;)

You could make it part of the day out .. 110mph ride in the countryside ... bacon butty at the greasy spoon .... quick trim and edge with the club's logo ... few beers at the Red Lion ... 110mph ride back home!

When is the next bank holiday?

[Darren B]

Here are some tips for all you newbies

"You can perfect your pubic shaving style if you have the time and the patience and learn a few basic rules:

Choose a pubic shaving style that will not only reflect your personality and sensuality, but also be comfortable, easy to do and maintain.

ALWAYS have a clean, sharp blade in your razor. And a pair of sharp scissors or a hair trimmer to trim down longer pubic hairs before you start your pubic shaving style.

Trim down long pubic hairs except for what you want left behind for working your pubic shaving style. Using a trimmer, you'll be able to take your pubic hair down to a very short stubble.

If you omit this step, and instead shave this area, your razor will drag, pull your hairs, and become clogged with and dulled by these long hairs. You'll end up with aggravated skin and a dull razor. Two things you don't want.

Make sure you're totally straight, fully awake and alert before you even attempt creating your pubic shaving style.

Take a long, hot shower or bath to moisturize your skin and hairs. Wash your pubic hairs with a rich shampoo and rinse well. Comb through your pubic hairs with a big toothed comb to get rid of any tangles.

Work a good lubricant around in circles on your skin to help make the hairs stand up and further moisturize your skin.

Practice perfecting your pubic shaving style with the help of stencils the first few times.

You won't be able to achieve a, "free hand", pubic shaving style you have in mind if you don't first learn the techniques and how it feels to handle your razor to get the cutting edges you'll need.

You can find stencils designed specifically for pubic hair on the internet or at your local, "adult", store. Start with something simple like a heart. The only thing you need to watch is that your stencil is centered above your genitals.

Once you're confident that you're ready to execute your own pubic shaving style, go for it. And if it turns out it's something you really like, you can always make your own stencil for it so you can do it again, perfectly.

Just draw the design on a lightweight plastic container, like one that sour cream comes in, and then cut it out.

Whenever you finish your pubic shaving style, be sure to rinse off all lubricant thoroughly with warm water. Then flush your entire pubic area with cold water to soothe and close jangled follicles and tone your skin. Some people rub an ice cube over the area.

Don't rub, pat, your pubic area dry with a soft, clean towel.

Then lightly dust your pubic area with a talc free powder or just regular corn starch to absorb moisture and oils.

It's a good idea to create your pubic shaving style as a last thing at night so you can get right to bed without any underwear. But if that doesn't work out, at least wear loose fitting clothing for a while right after you finish shaving.

All of these basic rules have been culled from people who have been using a wet razor to create their own pubic shaving style for years. They should work for you."

[jont]

Don't rub, pat, your pubic area dry with a soft, clean towel.

Damn. That's my business model out of the window :mad:

[Darren B]

Damn. That's my business model out of the window :mad:
I honestly cant believe you read it all, looking for some good advice then Jont:D

[kathynewman]

Good grief - go away for few hours and the conversation really goes down hill!

All this talk of food has made me hungry so just sent off other half who is back from his 7's trip to get me some chips!

Kathy (purposefully not commenting on last couple of messages to do with stencils :) )

[Darren B]

Sorry Kathy, i made one stupid mistake and that was it the hounds got released :rolleyes:

[TraceyHand]

Sorry Kathy, i made one stupid mistake and that was it the hounds got released :rolleyes:

oi...who you calling a dog?
:p

[Darren B]

oi...who you calling a dog?
:p
metaphorically speaking of course - no offence intended;)