Guess The Headline

[Mike Hughes]

This picture http://community.actinic.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3845&d=1233597439 seems too good an opportunity to pass up.

But what's the best headline to go with it?

My best effort (sad I know):

"Actinic consider letting Chris Dicken back in from the cold"

Mike

[Rich Brady]

"V10 budget Snowballs out of control..."

[leehack]

The youngest of the two snowmen was determined to take centre stage, so sat on his brother's head for the photo.

[leehack]

It was that cold, even the water in the fire extinguisher had turned to snow.

[Mike Hughes]

"Actinic gives free copy of Catalog to lucky 10,000th customer"

[acompton]

"Actinic announce new plan for recruiting support staff"

[leehack]

It's been almost 2 years since Zmagyar had his last cigarette, his fingers are still struggling to forget though.

[fergusw]

The ghost of Tommy Cooper gets his ecommerce store up and running "Just Like That!"

[jont]

Actinic gives the thumbs up to dress down Mondays

[jont]

Fire Officer in v10 bribe scandal

[leehack]

Actinic employee seeks to dispell the myth that your tongue can stick to icy items.

[acompton]

"Due to the heavy snowfall in the south east of the UK, preventing a number of the Actinic staff from reaching the office, telephone support will be reduced today."
~ quoted from TraceyG

[Mike Hughes]

"Actinic demonstrate to dodgy SEO salesman that it really is cold outside"

Mike

[Rich Brady]

Ben in Dyer straights as blizzard delays the release of faultless 9.04

[leehack]

Rich Brady sectioned......

[jont]

Chris Barling furious at missing out on his 5 A Day

[fergusw]

New start at Actinic towers gets given the "cold shoulder" treatment!

[Mike Hughes]

"Actinic show that Chris Barling really did make it into the office on Monday"

Mike

[leehack]

After being found sledging on the slopes, Chris Barling is hauled back to the office and reminded of the company values.

[leehack]

BTW Mike, great idea, i think we should vote a winner at the end and the winner then has to provide the next photo for a weekly caption comp.

[Rich Brady]

Now there's an idea... Is it me or does today have the air of a Friday afternoon?

[leehack]

The snow has relaxed the country I think, today we are not operating on the edge of chaos, we are more chilled.

[Rich Brady]

... we are more chilled.

Any pun intended? :D

[leehack]

No actually lol, coincidence.

[Darren B]

"It's Snow Joke - Actinic poor cold water on bug freeze releases"

[jont]

poor

Do you write the headlines at the Guardian? :p

[Darren B]

Do you write the headlines at the Guardian? :p

Cheeky, its a class rag - the sport ;)

[Rich Brady]

Snow training aid is used to train new Actinic Support Staff


User Guide - Check
Helmet - Check

[Darren B]

"Actinic To Reach All Walks Of Life"

[chris ashdown]

Icelandic bank buys Actinic Towers CB meets the new owner

[fergusw]

"Special VIP guest delighted when informed that Actinic wanted him when they decided to 'ave a launch of V10"

- tenuous one, I know! :)

[Jan]

Aniko : Chris, Chris are you in there?

Jan

[plantsforshade]

"Actinic Signs Exciting New Deal To Be Sole Supplier of Ecommerce Software to Snowmen.

Chris Barling speaking from his snow home in Devon, said this was a very exciting development and defended the payment of a six figure payment to the agent pictured on the right. He also suggested that the limited seasonality was not a problem as it fitted in well with the deal signed earlier in the year (with the same agent) to be sole supplier of ecommerce software to scarecrows."

From a snowy Somerset, probably be banned for this!

Nigel

[gabrielcrowe]

"Tragic Fireman/Fruit basket accident leaves support staff stunned."

[gabrielcrowe]

"Icy thief caught stealing Top secret Beta: Licked to death."

[gabrielcrowe]

"V10 supports real-time stock: Hell freezes over"

[gabrielcrowe]

"Hunchback and giant - frozen-man attack shocker."

[Mike Hughes]

"While denying times are tough, Actinic Towers reveal result of bringing security contract in-house"

[fergusw]

Actinic staff practice "Walking in the air" for a part in Andrew Lloyd Webbers next TV musical audition show!

[parklifeclothes]

British jobs for British workers saga takes new twist, Actinic recruit new support staff

[fergusw]

"Let's play with some snowballs!" was the cry! Frosty couldn't hide his delight........

[george]

Frosty had to be restrained over the dmp file issue.

[george]

Frosty and Actinic are set to go to war over the trademark `freezing`.

[fergusw]

Frosty, thinking his luck was in, investigated rumours of a snowblower at Actinic towers......... ;)

[fergusw]

Support Actinic staff try to dispel the myth that snowman is an island!
{bad - I know!}

[george]

Someone forgot to tell the Actinic advertising department that Tommy Cooper is, in fact, dead.

[leehack]

SOS, call a halt Mike, they're getting worse.

[parklifeclothes]

Chris Barling wins dancing on ice 2009!!